This is actually A+ cat management.
“Mirroring” is a big thing with cats. It’s why they will lay in similar positions several feet apart, or will come and try to do things when you do them.
It’s a sign that they love you and want to show.
This cat wants to be close to its owner, and also wants to do what its owner is doing, to be involved in some way.
Giving them their own thing to use is a really great way to redirect them and allow them to mirror the behavior in a non-disruptive way that frustrates neither party.
This is a GOOD IDEA.
Albus: Hey, do you have a bag I can borrow?
Gellert: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence,
Albus: Literally all you had to do was say no.
Newt: Alright, game plan! Go to Paris. Find Tina. Tell her I’m not engaged. Tell her I love her. Proceed to then get married. Have children. Be together forever.
Everyone else: and…find Credence and stop Grindelwald, right?
Newt: uh…sure, if there’s time.
I can’t be the only one out there who thought this scene was oddly sexy can I?


the term “aro-ace” is especially lovely because it also sounds like “arrow ace.” are you aromantic and asexual or are you an incredibly skilled and deadly archer. surprise, you’re both

Let’s not forget the original arrow ace:

ARTEMIS JOKE I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG
Today a woman on the street called me “young man”. It just made my day, because today I felt masculine :)
Okay, so do vampires drink from arteries or veins or both? Asking for a friend.
This guy is the Gordon Ramsey of blood.
“THIS BLOOD HAS SO MUCH FUCKING ACID IN IT, I’M SEEING TECHNICOLOR DEMONS!!!”











